I swear, everyone thinks Cooper is a girl. True, he has sharper features and he likes to prance around, but he is a BOY! And he's not gay! He's a-sexual!
Everyone teases me about Cooper or strangers will come up to me and ask, "Oh what a beautiful dog! What kind is she?" while I glare and reply, "He's a boy!" Good Lord, can they not see that he's a boy?!
Granted, he is a mama's boy and likes to sniff flowers and can't fight worth a damn, but he is a boy...perhaps I neutered him too soon before his masculine features fully developed...
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